I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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