the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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