we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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