I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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