What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just had sex bonerless
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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