But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
porn star boner night. come get it.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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