I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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