I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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