I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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