If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
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Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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