If i come over, it means nothing
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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