I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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