It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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