after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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