Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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