There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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