me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Sorry my hands just texted you
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My bed smells like the plague
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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