Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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