We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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