yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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