There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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