I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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