Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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