i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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