dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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