What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Randomize
