You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
