well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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