The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Are these your boobs on my camera?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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