are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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