end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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