She said her name was "party"
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
