Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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