Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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