guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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