big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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