Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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