You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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