If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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