you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
they're like a gay fantastic four
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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