His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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