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That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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