you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
