please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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