awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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