Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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