I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
We need to get me chipped asap
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