He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
My ass is underappreciated
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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