It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
