FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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