This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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