i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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