: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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