so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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