I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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