Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You have to summon your inner elephant
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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