When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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