I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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