i just google imaged poop.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You've changed since you got that strap on
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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