i don't like sucking hair
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.