Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out. http://tfl.nu/tygv
  Replies (9) Good night (705) Bad night (1140)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN? http://tfl.nu/nemo
  Replies (9) Good night (3086) Bad night (1028)
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family. http://tfl.nu/yv4f
  Replies (29) Good night (5555) Bad night (717)
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?

  (1-805): View more from California

  Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!? (1-805): Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit http://tfl.nu/hqm2
  Replies (23) Good night (494) Bad night (2183)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that? http://tfl.nu/s882
  Replies (56) Good night (7675) Bad night (851)
• Favorite

  (740): View more from Ohio

  They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (740): They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar http://tfl.nu/y62m
  Replies (10) Good night (4790) Bad night (669)
• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut. http://tfl.nu/onts
  Replies (29) Good night (5652) Bad night (1203)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame http://tfl.nu/f96m
  Replies (14) Good night (1093) Bad night (4166)
• Favorite

  (906): View more from Michigan

  I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (906): I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap. http://tfl.nu/cxzw
  Replies (5) Good night (1814) Bad night (2745)
• Favorite

  (618): View more from Illinois

  Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (618): Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all http://tfl.nu/t0uz
  Replies (11) Good night (3153) Bad night (781)
• Favorite

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (803): and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace http://tfl.nu/njta
  Replies (8) Good night (2683) Bad night (692)
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier. http://tfl.nu/u9m6
  Replies (15) Good night (3029) Bad night (943)
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out http://tfl.nu/6wgt
  Replies (4) Good night (1597) Bad night (535)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death. http://tfl.nu/x5xg
  Replies (4) Good night (999) Bad night (331)
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night? http://tfl.nu/tvyx
  Replies (1) Good night (865) Bad night (539)

Randomize