Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go